what’s with all these stories of hundred plus year old vampires falling in love with teenagers like yes they might LOOK your age but you’ve got a few centuries of maturity on them I want vampires falling in love with 40 year old suburban housewives and business executives and preschool teachers not high school students
vampires falling in love with spry 90-year-old great-grandmothers
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Give the Blood Ties series a try. The first person the vampire falls for is a mid-forties ex-cop. (Number two is a teenage street kid, but still)
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